Laugh!

In honor of National Humor Month, here are a few things that we hope will make you laugh!

My boss had his hands full running a funeral parlor and raising two rowdy preteen boys. Preparing for a funeral one day, he found the hearse plastered with police department stickers, courtesy of his sons. He frantically scraped the stickers off before his clients could read what they said: "Bring Them Back Alive." 
- Bruce Smith

Recently my wife was behind a car with three bumper stickers: "Don't be fooled by genetically engineered food -- demand labels and safety testing for food," "Eat for the health of it," and "Support organic farmers." The car was in front of her at a McDonald's drive-through. - Brooks Monk

Spotted on T-shirts for sale in the Ponce de Leon Coast Guard Exchange: "Support Your Local Coast Guard -- Get Lost." - Grayce Barck

My wife struggled with a career crisis: Should she quit her job? Knowing how panicked she was, I called our florist and sent her a bouquet with a card saying "I believe in you. Love, Mose."
Later she called to thank me. "But I'm confused by the card," she said. 
"Really? Why?"
"Because it reads 'I be leaving you. Love, Mose.'" - Mike Moseley

Source: Reader’s Digest www.rd.com